These ports are actually licensed off their original game, often for a lot of money, and sold in actual stores! Which made the dissapointment of buying a lemon even worse.

Mortal Kombat 1 for the Portables - Can Mortal Kombat fit on a battery-guzzling oversized plastic brick? No. But are the squished leftovers still entertaining? We take it upon ourselves to find out!

Donkey Kong Land - Who would have thought that highly detailed 3D graphics wouldn't work well in four shades of grey? WHO AT ALL?

Chip's Challenge - Techokami explains the lengths he goes to in order to get into computer clubs. For that much effort, they better have T3...

Flashback - SNES versus Genesis, and Shadowman's our referee...

The Atari 2600 Clusterfuck! - Me and Techo browse through the 2600 ROM library, and stumble upon a brilliant game... and a industry-killingly terrible one...